I thought you were a little tiny person with long Ears and a tail?

I personally love the romance but I also love the irony, and when the two come together I reach the utmost satisfaction. Why is Nick the star of these mishaps? How can you have a good collaboration if you are in different regions or country? Nick had the worst timing imaginable.
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Penelope:
Also, in a photo of a goalkeeper diving, his face would look intense and kinda cute.
(24 April 2017)

Penelope:
However, if you snap a photo of me falling, you ll see the ugliest, scrunched up face you ll see.
(24 April 2017)

Penelope:
You see, I ve seen photos of soccer players falling and their face looks pretty acceptable.
(24 April 2017)

Karena:
How to not seem pushy when inviting someone over to house?
(24 April 2017)

Karena:
I wanna ask someone else i talk to in school but i dont have her facebook or number yet. what should I do?
(24 April 2017)

Karena:
I asked this one girl over spring break but her dad wouldn't let her come until she finished her homework which she ended up waiting till last minute and never came.
(24 April 2017)

Karena:
I'm a girl and I want to invite someone from school over to play in my background and watch some tv.
(24 April 2017)

Tamala:
How do i kiss my mom?
(24 April 2017)

Latashia:
The other night I went to a party with my friends and my crush was there,I got really drunk and ended up telling her that I liked her.Now I'm back at school and she's in my class and it's really awkward and I don't know if she feels the same way or not.
(24 April 2017)

Carolyn:
Last month he wrote me & then again two weeks ago & once again I blocked him.
(24 April 2017)