Whatever happened to artificial intelligence taking over?

I am a bit annoyed that my google hair related alerts never give me the Follica information that Mike gives me. I was surprised at such an acronym. Medical issues take far greater precedence over cosmetic ones. I deleted the plugins, but some issues might still take time to resolve.
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Ma:
We haven't gone out yet, but there's a very good chance that we will in the near future.
(27 November 2016)

Ma:
She knows I haven't, and that hasn't seemed to have bothered her.
(27 November 2016)

Ma:
I'm not sure whether or not she's a virgin, but she's told me that she has dated before.
(27 November 2016)

Ma:
Recently, a 15 year old girl has taken interest in me.
(27 November 2016)

Ma:
I'm 17 and have never been in a relationship before.
(27 November 2016)

May:
There is this one guy with his friend who come in time to time and he will joke with me and smile. I work at taco bell. He said give me..?
(27 November 2016)

May:
A taco with that special sauce and laugh.
(27 November 2016)

Kendall:
How do i prevent hot girls from hitting on me when im with my girlfriend?
(27 November 2016)

Christia:
Guys: would you date a disabled girl?
(27 November 2016)

Christia:
Let's say she was the most amazing girl that loved herself and is strong, willing to do whatever to be successful .. but she was disabled, blind or couldn't walk.. would that bother you?
(27 November 2016)