Bless you if you read the giant paragraph about my struggles

Not only am I showing you my October box really late, but also my September box really, really late because I'm a hot mess. Before we get into the box, here's a quick recap of the unfortunate events that skipped joyfully through my day yesterday. If you follow me on Twitter, and you should be because I'm very clever and pretty hilarious, you already know.
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Debra:
My friend said we cant be friends because maybe?!!!!!?
(17 November 2016)

Timika:
I am an inch taller and weigh 20 more pounds than my boyfriend does?
(17 November 2016)

Timika:
It's his personality I fell in love with in the first place.
(17 November 2016)

Timika:
I'm 21 and he's 20 btw..if that matters.
(17 November 2016)

Timika:
Sometimes I just get self conscious about it and think that others may think we look weird together.
(17 November 2016)

Timika:
Do you think anyone would look at us weirdly?
(17 November 2016)

Lashawnda:
What are Basque woman known for?
(17 November 2016)

Lashawnda:
Do you think they would get on well with me?
(17 November 2016)

Lashawnda:
I think they are drop dead gorgeous.
(17 November 2016)

Lashawnda:
Are they known for their beauty?
(17 November 2016)