Our country seems to be experiencing collective mixed emotions

Hearing a plethora of divisive rhetoric heading into the final month often feels like a Fellini film. We watch it unfold, wondering is this all a fantasy. Are you stressed out by the campaign of unpopular nominees in a tight race for the most powerful office in the world?
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Betsey:
I can't get her out of my head, how do I forget her?
(25 October 2016)

Betsey:
I said no (I'm saving my virginity for marriage), and we just ended up making out for a while.
(25 October 2016)

Betsey:
There's this girl I used to be friends with and she was my crush, she ended up being my first kiss, and she wanted me to have sex with her.
(25 October 2016)

Eliana:
Should I go to my ex's?
(25 October 2016)

Eliana:
When I last saw him, he lent me his backpack to put my work laptop in and we ended up sleeping together.
(25 October 2016)

Marguerita:
I have no intention of sleeping with anyone's spouse but I can't stop fantasizing it no matter how hard I try.
(25 October 2016)

Jonna:
Should I tell my gf this?
(25 October 2016)

Jonna:
I want to stop thinking this but at the same time I like excitement.
(25 October 2016)

Jonna:
I only had one history of sleeping with a married woman and I can't help but pretend she is married.
(25 October 2016)

Jonna:
Every time we have sex, I pretend she's married to someone else.
(25 October 2016)