The kale will end up in an egg dish of some sort

I live in Wisconsin with my husband. I'm a grad school flunkie with leftover angsty feelings from that time in my life. I can't parallel park or ride my bike with no hands. I can teach systems of equations, though, so I feel like I've gotten a fair shake in life.
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Cinda:
I didn't think nothing of it because my girlfriend is from Cali.
(17 September 2016)

Cinda:
I asked her who he was she said he's from California.
(17 September 2016)

Cinda:
My girlfriend had messages from this guy on IG.
(17 September 2016)

Antonio:
If I have kids with a twin, will I have twins?
(17 September 2016)

Kelle:
At what point are you an adult?
(17 September 2016)

Kelle:
They get this sense I have freedom but I don't.
(17 September 2016)

Kelle:
But I've been badgered to get a job and such and yet I'm still treated like a baby.
(17 September 2016)

Kelle:
And I mean you can't go on a walk around the block you'll get murdered type situation.
(17 September 2016)

Kelle:
So I'm 16 and I'm treated like a child kinda.
(17 September 2016)

Beatris:
Can you divorce a parent?
(17 September 2016)