Nice job Uproxx and all the other hyperbole monsters

Trump got 7 percent more than Romney. In Pennsylvania, Clinton got 5 percent fewer votes than Obama. Trump got 9 percent more than Romney. In Wisconsin, Clinton got 15 percent fewer votes than Obama. It was obvious to everyone except the DNC that Bernie was the more exciting and moving candidate.
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Kathern:
She told me the whole sorority was looking for me.
(2 December 2016)

Kathern:
I woke up around 7:00 and found Bailey sleeping on a couch.
(2 December 2016)

Kathern:
Then I lost my virginity to a boy who probably didn't even know my name.
(2 December 2016)

Kathern:
I said no but he was so drunk he didn't hear.
(2 December 2016)

Kathern:
We got there and we madeout for a while but then he started to tug in on my shirt.
(2 December 2016)

Kathern:
I said yes to this day I still don't know why what did I think would happen.
(2 December 2016)

Kathern:
We started talking then he asked me if he wanted to make out in his room.
(2 December 2016)

Kathern:
I had a couple drink met this guy in the frat.
(2 December 2016)

Kathern:
Bailey and I were really close and usually when we went to events I would stay sober or soberish and be the house 'watchdog'. But she told me to 'drink up' because she would be the 'watchdog' tonight.
(2 December 2016)

Kathern:
All the girls were getting ready but I was hesitant about it, but with enough asking I went. (back to the point) we got there I stayed with my friend (lets call her Bailey) she led me around because she had been there before.
(2 December 2016)