Although it is three years old it is recently catching momentum as a viral video

We can guess that this is probably a low-budget commercial to advertise locally. It takes place in the restaurant to be featured where the couple are posed as patrons eating at the restaurant. The couple had a difficult time with the apparent one-line script.
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Myrtie:
So yeah, I have never gotten intimate with a girl.
(24 September 2016)

Myrtie:
Throughout the course of my life, I have to have jerked off anywhere from 4000-5000 times.
(24 September 2016)

Dominga:
I Need HELP WITH friends?
(24 September 2016)

Dominga:
So i TELL her im sorry and she lea es for no reason.
(24 September 2016)

Dominga:
Ok so i am popular im NOT that Mean in School i already got suspended lol ikr so here WE Go my bestie called my other bestie a HOE and a thot so then i asked her and the whole group WAS watching and she starts crying.
(24 September 2016)

Marty:
Should I pursue a relationship with this girl?
(24 September 2016)

Marty:
She puts her friends before me which is cool but annoying.
(24 September 2016)

Marty:
She is so slow to reply to texts.
(24 September 2016)

Marty:
Idk if I should ask her out again.
(24 September 2016)

Marty:
I asked her if she wanted me to leave her alone and she said no.
(24 September 2016)