My wife occasionally gives me grief about drinking soda

Like a bag of M&Ms or a serving of McD french fries. The way I justify this indulgence is with hyperbole: Everyone needs a vice. I kinda think the same of real-time dashboards. Just as long as you know which is which and keep the ratio between them right.
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Claude:
Ive tried almost anything i can think of, but I just get so nervous and I really can't stand getting choked up like that in the halls any longer.
(27 August 2016)

Claude:
I try so hard to not look at her but its probably so obvious and very embarrassing looking to everyone else.
(27 August 2016)

Claude:
The thing is, i don't want to look like an aloof idiot any longer, for each time she passes me up in the hall.
(27 August 2016)

Claude:
But the thing is I find her oddly attractive and anytime we pass in the hall way i can feel myself tense up and I go through all hell to prevent a blush from peering onto my face.
(27 August 2016)

Claude:
Im pretty sure she's 10 years older then me.
(27 August 2016)

Claude:
I would NOT even consider dating her if she were single.
(27 August 2016)

Claude:
So there's this lesbian at work that i'm attracted too.
(27 August 2016)

Meredith:
I m planning a wedding and I have some questions?
(27 August 2016)

Meredith:
I m planning a wedding (for myself). It s not going to be until February 2018 (a year and a half from now) so I have lots of time.
(27 August 2016)

Kemberly:
How to become an advocate against relationship abuse?
(27 August 2016)